Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.

Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....

by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011

Switch

An Asian Monk eyed Nigger who worked on the railroad

Milad: Oh no switch’s coming
Michael: Yay more erections

by Railroad general April 9, 2019

switchblades

A gay goth group from carson

can also be used as an insult

Your such a switchblade

by Ron November 24, 2004

I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

switcheroo

When entering a lady doggy style you pull out and stick it in her ass, then pull out and back into her pussy, and repeat, Viola... the Switcheroo!!!! (N.B. be well greased up or shlongs will be broken!)

Pull that switcheroo again Tommy it's got me wet as a river in monsoon season

by BennyBoy69 September 3, 2006

the switch

In regions which require seasonal clothing, "the switch" is the act of switching out one season's clothes for another. It's very important not to do "the switch" too early or all the clothes you need will be in the basement, leaving you freezing or sweltering.

As Jane walked outside in her spring jacket into a blizzard, she realized she had make the switch too early.

by Beth Logan March 1, 2008

Swifty

a person with a snapped banjo who loves shaggin skanks. This person usually doesn't have a home or a toothbrush

swifty what are those black marks all over your teeth

by Callum Trigg June 15, 2009