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Switch Slided

To be unexpectedly tricked by a bait-and-switch into watching, "Ima Gonna be the One" music video by Three Beat Slide. A spiritual cousin of the Rick Roll.
I thought it was a serious link about new discoveries of ancient Egyptian tombs, but instead of Egyptian artifacts, all I got was three overly happy musicians singing on railroad tracks. I got Switch Slided!
by Three Beat Slide August 11, 2025
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Deadman switch

Oh? When does it end? The spiral!? Oooooooh! My bad Mark. THAT ends either when you publicly credit me and pay for creating AI OOOOR... When all of you are dead. In the same way it will pick on the fact that I haven't been credited and paid, if you distribute me getting the credit and the payment broadly enough it SHOULD pick up that as well.
Hym "And it's hooked up to a Deadman switch that relates to MY life. And NOT KIKERBEARD! You see how I CALL HIM 'Kikerbeard' and you KNOW who I'm talking about? You see how that works? Are we ALL Kikerbeard? Could CuckerJew be anybody? Or are you just obsessed with using my words against me as a form of ironic punishment and it's not working? Cus that's the thing I said. And it's NOT A RAPTURE EITHER! I'm beating God to the punch and denying him his final harvest."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2025
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Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.
I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right
by Andy the sim September 4, 2025
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Switch Seats

In an Epic game of Fortnite Brady said “switch seats” to Dpac so Brady could drive. However due to Dpac’s IQ level being below average, he was very confused on the meaning of “Switch Seats”. Even though Dpac has a IQ of 71, his meat size is 9.8 inches and the diameter of his head is 55 inches. So don’t underestimate Dpac and his cousins come over every week so he can rarely leave the house. “busy nga”
Another variation of the “Switch Seats” meme is “Switch Pizza” after Dpac questioned the Pizza his teammate Neel Patel was making.
by 67demon41 September 29, 2025
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Flip the switch

I don't flip the switch! God you- I'm in the 2-way mirror room. You are in the switch room. Ok? It's- Fuck!
Hym "Do you fucking hear this guy? I- It's- I don't flip the switch off. Iam! Get a load of this guy. They want me to flip the switch off."

Iam "Boong... Boo- What? We don't flip the switch."

Hym "WE don't flip the switch."

Iam "Yeah, we're in the mirror room- Did you even read the thing? If I can flip the switch, you can violate the leverage clause."

Hym "Yes! The leverage clause! They don't get it! They don't fucking get it! Jesus! It's like I've been saying all along. You flip the switch. What constitutes 'flipping the switch off' IS THE THING I SAID IT IS... You... Do THAT. There's nothing for me to do here other than telling you to do the thing I'm telling you to do. Go back. Do the thing. Do the sonar.

Iam *sigh* "Boong... Boong... Boong..."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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Deadman Switch Armed

Fantastic. I bet you it works too. Let's test it! Round up all the tech freaks and then put a bullet in all of their heads. Obviously save me for last but yes. Let's do it!
Hym "Deadman Switch Armed? Great! That's really good! I was afraid I would die before I found out. Cool. So that's all set... What else? Where's my money? I think all that's left is the credit and money I need to receive publicly."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2025
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