cummiting suicide

When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”

by Fukurbich May 6, 2018

Trotsky's suicide

When someone is killed, but the killer makes it looks like a suicide.

- "How did Jeffrey Epstein die?"
- "He had a Trotsky's suicide"

by Hari Seldom August 11, 2021

Bitty as suicide

Not comparable, not of the same magnitude
Alt meaning; not as addictive

Google is bitty as suicide to Facebook or You Tube

by Lokomalo January 10, 2020

Suicide Vorest

Someone who wants to die by getting eaten

"Vorest." "Suicide Vorest." "I hate it." "I hate it so much why did I invent this thing?"

by CTWTurtle March 23, 2019

fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.

Eating these nachos is fart suicide.

by ghostofisis January 5, 2019

Suicide bomb

The exquisite art of Defecating on ones chest and wiping it up with pages of the Koran

Hey mbutu I’m so high I want to do a suicide bomb are you in

by Carne asodomy March 27, 2020

suicidal midget

people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.

Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.

by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017