Standing tripod

sex move in which stand next to bed with chick lying on bed sideways and lean hands on her hair holding it down to the bed as your feet, hands and dick form a tripod of support!

I gave that bitch the standing tripod!

by JBut December 25, 2007

standing meal

Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.

I gave him a standing meal last night

by Gos67 September 12, 2023

stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat

Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!

by antinon October 31, 2023

Standing ovation

When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap

"Omg Karen what was sound?"

"It was a standing ovation Becca"

by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.

Troels had a lof on one man stands.

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.

When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.

by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011

Stand Point

To be very honest at a painful level.

Person 1: Rebecca is so horrible! She called me out for something embarrassing I did last year!
Person 2: She isn't horrible, she's just a stand point person.

by TheNerdyAngel_ May 5, 2018