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Lick and Stick

When a man has to lick his hand to wet himself before sex because the woman's not moist enough to get it in. Usually means you're not doing something correct to get her excited.
Girl I wasn't even wet! He had to do the lick and Stick to gain entry! Maybe foreplay shouldn't of been missed
by heyithappens April 4, 2015
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Slack

An adjective much like chill, showing approval, contentment, or mild amusement.
Friday night was slack.
Oh man, that shot was slack!
by Fuck you October 26, 2004
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slack

gimme some space, dont nag etc

adult meanings: slacking, not working/ being active etc
teenage mother: what ya doing with that in the house, setting bad examples for little timmy here!
teenage father: gimme some slack lauren, its not that illegal
Timy: me want dope
by girl_next_door October 15, 2004
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Stank Hoe

function: adjective
etymology: SouthEastern United States; contemptuous word for a woman of low moral character and hygiene

usually disparaging: 1)a malodorous woman indiscriminently engaging in sexual intercourse of all kinds with multiple partners.
2)A woman who neglects proplerly cleaning her vagina prior to sexual intercourse
3)A woman with a foul mouth and bad attitude.
(a) Amber was a real stank hoe lastnight. She was banging Johnny in the club, ditched him and went home with Larry, and didn't even shower before coming to church this morning!
(b) Did you smell that funky bitch!?! That stank hoe needs to take a bath.
(c) Oh, NO-SHE-DID-NOT!!! That stank hoe did not just say that to me!
by byron225 August 25, 2006
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lying sack of shit

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears
I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!
by GM July 21, 2003
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Stark's Law

This law that states if one person invents, thinks of, or jokes about any kind of twisted sexual pleasure, odds are that there is already a fetish website dedicated to said pleasure.
Ethan: What would happen if a girl sneezed on a man's dick while giving head?

Mark: look it up on google. according to Stark's Law you can find videos of that somewhere.
by Angus Mccrack January 8, 2008
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smack a ho

the backhanding of a prostitute, out of rage. usually after she doesn't give a pimp his money.

This phrase, however, is often used to describe a level of anger.
I swear to God, I will smack a ho if I fail this class!
by PieCars May 16, 2011
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