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Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania barking spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year
by anonymous March 15, 2021
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Spider-Man Extra

This term originates from the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy from 2002-2007. These films had distinctly bizarre and notably mean side characters often getting in Peter Parker’s way.

“Spider-Man Extras” completely lack chill or any flexibility when working with other people. They lack compassion in an almost quirky way. They’ll reject your application for your loan and refuse you a complimentary toaster. Two minutes late to a show? Guess your ticket is forfeit. Promised three grand in three minutes with Bonesaw McGraw but you pinned him in two? You get $100. And you’re lucky to get that.
“He refused to seat you after being only a minute late to the show?”
“Yeah! I swear I have been having so many run-in’s with these Spider-Man Extras lately. Absolutely no chill.”
by Unicorn Poaching September 8, 2021
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Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.
Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Radioactive Twerking Spider

(RTS for short) A fictional bug that, when bites, turn a once nice person into someone or something that twerks too much.
Miley Cyrus got bit by a radioactive twerking spider.
by That Guy that posted this. January 10, 2014
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Spider-man 2

out today on dvd. see spider-man 3
Kirsten Dunst looked way hotter in the first one.
by Adrian November 30, 2004
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Go fuck spiders

To be used when a person in your presence is being intensely annoying such as spouting complete nonsense and therefore serving no useful purpose existing.
Go fuck spiders! Interesting thought, which legs do you part to gain entry? Hence, how to amuse a fool.
by rjc56 July 30, 2006
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Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin

A variation of the "Roman Spider Dump" mixed with a "Double Blumpkin." Two males face each other on the toilette while taking a dump, a third person hangs from the top of the stall like Spiderman and preforms oral sex on the other two. This act is most commonly performed in the washrooms of Mellon Arena between periods.
Star: "That chick sitting in front of us is disgusting and her crazy husband thinks the Leafs are offside every time they cross the blue line."

Murk: "Dude, I think I saw them and the usher preforming a Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin before the third period in the can!!"
by lance tightpants December 29, 2009
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