Spicy Bunghole

Spicy Bunghole

(noun)

1. The fiery, regret-filled aftermath of consuming an excessive amount of spicy food, particularly dishes featuring garlic, hot sausage, chili peppers, or anything described as “diablo” on a menu.
2. When your booty hole feels like it’s personally being punished by satan’s taco truck.

“Bro, I had that five-alarm chili and now I’ve got the worst spicy bunghole of my life. I’m walking like I just got kicked by a mule.”

“That arrabbiata sauce was worth it… even if I’m paying for it now with a Category 5 spicy bunghole situation.”

“He thought he could handle it. The garlic. The sausage. The sauce. But now… now he sits upon the porcelain throne, praying for mercy, gripping the toilet paper like a lifeline to humanity.”
“And in that moment, with eyes watering and sphincter screaming, he understood what it truly meant… to walk through the valley of the shadow of bunghole heat.”

by Kellykism August 5, 2025

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