special ed

A song by Stephen Lynch about the boy of the same name. Special Ed is... well... a little bit special. He runs into walls, eats dirt and smacks his best friend in the head with a brick, causing him to become special too.

Special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright, instead
He's a little bit special

by gembird May 29, 2007

.38 Special

Musical Group
-One of the greatests southern rock bands to come about. Such hits as "Rockin' into the night", "hold on loosely", "caught up in you", "wild eyed southern boys", etc.
Flourished mostly during the early 80's after the decline of Lynryd Skynyrd.

(Music) ...Usually it's too late when you realized what you had...(end music)

"Man .38 Special Kicks ASS."

by (2)Clint_Bowyer RULES!!! March 28, 2005

special k

a wicked good cereal. sometimes with red berries.

what are you having for breakfast?
oh just a box of special k

by lizcarr December 28, 2005

AK-Special

Noun. A type of shirt exposing no less than 6 inches vertically, 4 inches horizontally of the upper chest region, in a V neck shape.

That's a real nice AK-Special you have there, bro. I can totally see your chest beard.

by thenast January 25, 2011

Velez Special

The act of waiting until the last minute to do pretty much anything, even if you have a group waiting on you. Commonly seen on weekend nights or meet ups to go to catch a movie at a specific time. To properly fix this problem one must tell the velez specialist to get ready an hour before they actually should.

OOOH man! He pulled the velez special and we missed the movie.

Dam he pulled a velez special and i am no longer horny.

by Velezbo November 24, 2010

bonny special

A cocktail beverage served in a highball glass containing the following:
1 shot of Vodka
1 shot of Gin
Tonic Water
Bitters to taste

Renouned for it's ability to cause severe drunkeness due largely to the fact that they are served so cheaply at a certain Brisbane night club.

Travis: Jesus Tom, you look terrible!
Tom: Aye, the siren song of the $5 bonny special hath taken it's toll.

by TravisC August 9, 2006

Special Nap

The act of male members who engage in the activity of masturbation while discreetly disguising the dirty act as taking "a nap with the door locked and the lights off".

Corey- Tom do you want to play a video game?
Uncle Tom- No I'm gonna take a nap with the door locked and the lights off.
Corey- Oh you mean a special nap

by Jack 7 Black March 13, 2009