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Alfabety spaghetti

Commonly associated with Rimmer angry at Lister for sleeping with his mum. Generally happens when something out of your control accures.
Bob: Hey Jeff
Jeff: You slept with my girlfriend

Bob: Yeah, she was awesome

Jeff: Alfabety spaghetti
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.
Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.
by That girl 77 November 9, 2023
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spaghetti

Is used to refer to someone’s sexuality, someone who will hook up with the same sex but says they are straight… they are spaghetti “straight until wet”
That girl is so spaghetti
by sophdog420 March 23, 2022
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Luke Spaghetti

I wanna gang bang a group of midget Indian grandmas! I like to stroke my 500 inch penis and suck my big toe!
I had a hundred pounds of luke spaghetti for shlop!
by Your right toe June 1, 2023
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Spaghetti water

When you are at a spaghetti dinner and drink something and laugh, spitting alk the liquid in your plate.
Yo, check out that spaghetti water on her plate , yo!
by Ciolino May 19, 2018
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