Soft Life

The people who use Late-Stage Capitalism unironically.

See Champange Socialist

Person 1: "Pissing and shiting themselves about the Socialist Commie revolution on Twitter."

Person 2: Hey, isn't your dad a chief oil tycoon, you must have had a pretty soft life. Why are you activating this stuff?

Person 1: "Blocks Person 2."

by SnakeDictionary August 20, 2022

Soft Boy

A huge epidemic among teenagers; where presumably “heterosexual” boys act soft for followers. In other words, “Tik-Tok faggots.”

Person: Awe, aren’t soft boys so cute.

Person: Nah, I don’t fuck with that gay shit, the fuck?

by thanossuckmytoespls😍 June 1, 2019

Soft goth

When you're wearing all black and a trucker come up and asks you if you're a soft goth.

Trucker: "Are you a Soft Goth?"
Patron: "What is a Soft Goth?"
*Patron is wearing all black

by Lakelaogai May 24, 2017

Soft Hands Pete

1. THE BIGGEST GODDDAMN PIMP EVER...hott dam!!!
2. THE SEXYEST PIMP EVER
3. an emo kid...

Yo yo yogie i am Soft Hands Pete

by Kyle uhh is this manditory October 15, 2003

soft serve

term used in folkstyle (high school, not WWE shit)wrestling to describe someone who lacks mental toughness

That kids a scrub! He's soft serve.

by snorgle December 7, 2003

soft money

money that is not backed by any type of thing that maces sure you will pay it back.

Such as an I.O.U. something that doesent ensure you are going to pat that person back

by go LAKESIDE MIDDLE!!! w00t w00t (im Richard Barton) January 20, 2005

Soft Pencil

When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.

Did you hear what Jane said? She told me Jimmy's rolling with a soft pencil.

by Klamer October 20, 2006