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sockstitute

One who trades sexual favors for socks. Boyscout socks are traded for currency among campers across the country. Young girls would kiss or flirt with Boy Scouts at camps in order to acquire their rare, standard-issue socks.
Kate: I used to flirt with Boy Scouts at my camp in order to get their socks.

Lou: You were a sockstitute?!?! Weird flex, but ok...
by HottieDownTheHall November 4, 2018
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Societal pinch point

A societal pinch point is a situation, place or experience, created either by accident or without knowledge / inadvertently by the creator, that forces human interaction and will inevitably lead to one or more involved parties entering / leaving the situation angry, upset, hurt, anxious, depressed and may end in violence.

Many people avoid these societal pinch-points all together out of anxiety or fear.

Examples:

- Merge lanes

- Any place humans have to form more than one line

- Any situation where manners / etiquette is unclear

- Parking lots

- Any physical place where people want something that there are too few of

- Being the first car in front at a red light
The drive through at my local fast food restaurant has one of those two lane drive throughs, every very time I get in line, people always try and get in front, and when I order first and move up first, the person in the inner lane tries to cut me off, so I don't go to that fast food restaurant so as to avoid that societal pinch-point.

The other day I got stuck holding the door for someone I thought was right behind me coming into a building, turns out they were just far enough away and moving just slowly enough to make the whole experience a societal pinch point; do I hold the door, do I let it go, if I let it go am I an asshole, if I hold it am I a little bitch?

I was at the grocery store to buy some flat leaf parsley and there was ten of them on the stand, when I went to grab one, a lady took all ten, and refused to give me even one because she needed all of them. When did my local grocery store become a societal pinch point?
by societal dorf November 21, 2018
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Societical penguin

One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.
Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!
by Redeyedrummer1977 June 2, 2019
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Society

A word that takes the blame for everyone’s problems. Used by people who need to fight for a cause because their life in boring and they are desperate for attention.
It’s society’s fault.”
by GirlWorking423andme August 31, 2019
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Society

Society has a big problem with there idea of normal or intelligent the greatest mind of the world where open minded and crazy different most of there therorys are still used today e.g Leonardo da Vinci, William Shakespeare, Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Sigmund Freud.
society needs to back off and allow people to be creative to be different.
by BrainonFire July 5, 2019
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Society

A place with high expectations that always find a way to kill any confidence you have left
Is this society?
by thisthingcalledlife December 10, 2019
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society

frank: "society"
jeff: "damn, thats deep"
by starpelly February 15, 2020
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