molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

anus snake

An anus snake is a hetero sexual man that likes generally a high number of fingers in his anus. Also could mean a hetero sexual male who is hiding homosexual tendencies by allowing women to penetrate his butthole. Generally anus snaking is accompanied by a strangely freaky women who is providing the fingers for the anus snaking... An anus snake can also be used as a term to define somebody whos just kind of faggy in general. Most anus snakers prefer 3 to 5 fingers in their warm anal caverns.

Tiffany applied her double jointed fore fingers with anal lube before anus snaking her subject who was in general an anus snake.

You anus snake you know I love you even if you swallow dicks on purpose and like being fingered andfondled.

by Trapparition September 8, 2015

Nice Snakes

A term that can respond to any comment ever made. Whether it be a joke, a lame remark, or any stupid stuff in general, Nice Snakes fits in anywhere. It has no meaning, but so much at the same time.

"Look at my new whip! "

"It's kinda nice! Nice Snakes"

by Theogcharlitos June 4, 2017

Snake Eater

A penis so massive, it could completely fit another man's junk inside it.

John pulled out a full-on snake eater! I knew I couldn't compare to it, so I ran away.

by Good Username 01 May 16, 2018

look at that snake

Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.

random dude: want to see my scab collection?

me: hey, look at that snake!

by HarryAscholl January 15, 2015

Hannukah Snake

When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with a shamus and yell "Hannukah Snake!"

Did you see that Hannukah Snake that James gave Nemer?

by James Ray November 30, 2006

Snake Soup

An awesome Metal Gear website that also contains a kick-ass forum, not to mention shitloads of information regarding all the MG games that have existed.

"Don't fuck with the owner of this site either. ^_~ "
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004