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shigles

grace has got the shigles
by mya.co.uk March 4, 2024
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Shite Magite

Shite magite is used to soften other vulgar words such as - shit. May encite laughter. May be less vulgar should a child hear the words.
Ah shite magite! Im losing this game again!
by WalksWalker March 9, 2024
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shite

The Bri'ish way of saying shit. They dislike it or think that it is very poor quality.
"The world is going to shite."
by blAnch4r3tzs53reeeej44 December 1, 2024
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Shitberg

TNoun: similar yo how much of an iceberg is hidden below the surface, a shitberg is a person who at first seems only slightly shitty, but once you really get to know them you come realize that the depths of their shittiness knows almost no bounds and stretches far below their surface and can sink emotional ships with ease.
Kenneth Price is a real shitberg. At first he just seemed mildly annoying and a little shitty, but little did I know, the depths of his shittiness were hidden under the surface and unimaginably rich, deep and dark.
by The chartreuse chamois December 10, 2024
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Shifle

Shifling ; Shifled
Verb, used to describe a mix of shuffling and rifling through a storage container ; speedily yet cautiously sorting through a container or box
Jenny lost her phone in her purse, so she ended up shifling through it so nothing broke.

Todd had to find his watch, so he had to shifle through the lost and found, as to not damage it.
by The insane wordsmith December 17, 2024
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shite-seeing

Let's go shite-seeing in the toilet.
by 🅰️ December 23, 2024
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Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025
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