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Shitting in the dark

A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.
Bob really left me "Shitting in the dark" on this one.
by Tommonz May 24, 2012
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shit specs

Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.
"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"

"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011
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Shit was sweet

1. What you say to someone that did something wrong/stupid, maybe leaving, and then coming back acting as if nothing happened.

2. What you say to someone that tried to do something, thinking it's easy when it's really not, and then failing horribly.
Def 1:
You just gonna act like you didn't do that shit before? You really thought shit was sweet?

Def 2:
You really think you can get a 100 on an exam without studying? You thought that shit was sweet huh?
by rss_atlas May 27, 2021
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Shit Hawk

A term used frequently by Mr. Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys. Usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly Bubbles.
Lahey: I'm watching you boys, like a Shit Hawk. A Shit Hawk.

Bubbles: Julian, what's a Shit Hawk?!

Julian: Don't worry about him. He's just drunk.
by WHIZ WIT December 8, 2009
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shit tickets

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003
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Pride Shit

A shit left in a toilet by it's taker when he or she believes it's such a noteworthy shit everyone else must see it. Usually takes place in public bathrooms.
I just left a 14-inch pride shit in the handicapped stall!
by Mr. F33n3y February 5, 2010
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Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?
by KMH123 September 28, 2013
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