Shadow the Hedgehog

A bitch-ass motherfucker who pissed on my fucking wife

“I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!”

by Not_eggman September 13, 2023

shadow monarch

what you use to describe a tumble weed in uae

why is that plant roll- oh nvm, that's just the shadow monarch passing by

by fabseboy September 14, 2023

Shadow Party

A shadow party is a party hosted at someone’s house without their consent or knowledge.

“We’re gonna pull up to Manuel’s house for the shadow party!”

by GhostlyCarrot October 24, 2023

shadow holiday

A term used to describe time off from work outside of approved holiday/vacation time.

Yup, I've got nothing to do at work tomorrow. I'm going to log in and then take a shadow holiday.

by Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lemar January 3, 2024

shadow relationship

A relationship you have with a bro via another bro by way of meme sharing without ever having knowledge of one another’s existence.

You will never know how many shadow relationships you have.

by Christian is great January 7, 2024

shadow puffin

Freaks out and chases the shadows and visual hallucinations in the room and breatheing becomes fast loud and out of control.

" Look at that lame dude over there shadow puffin, he needs to get off the sh**."

"Ni**a he be shadow puffin"

by Lethal-love January 10, 2024

shadowy cabal

A term used by right wing fringe conspiratorial theorists to describe the secretive “elitist” backed groups that support “the deep state in government,” and a “global pedophile operation.” Not just a cabal, but a “shadowy cabal” must be behind these nefarious groups.

“Say Steve, did you hear that New Democrat on the school board is part of the shadowy cabal that runs our government?”
“What the blazes are you talking about Peter?”
“No, seriously, I heard he’s in !a chat group with George Soros and everything!”
“You really need therapy bro.”

by Bolie May 2, 2024