At Scale

Throwing more engineers at a problem that has already been solved long ago

Bill, we gotta figure out how to run this website at scale! This is new and exciting and we're going to have tons of users!

by 42133742 September 22, 2020

1-10 (Female Attractiveness Scale)

For y'all hood thots
A: Hot or nah?
For y'all bougie niggas
It's a fundamental cast or rank system to rate a bitch's attractiveness, its used throughout the world to centuries and it helps niggas who stupid about a bitch but she ugly

Dayshawn- "yo u see Kiki the other day bruh?! Yo she bad asf yo I swear bruh."

Ralph- "nigga if you don't get yo likkity split nick nack patty wack ass outta here boii, that bitch a straight 3 or 2.5 nigga stop lying bruh." And "that bitch in the 1-10 (female Attractiveness Scale) is a ugly bitch."

by Senator Big Dick September 15, 2016

eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.

The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.

by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022

Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016

scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop June 7, 2016

mully girl scale

The retro version of the female rating scale where an actual 2 is a 10

Bill "Man she's a 10"

Henry *looks at girl with a butterface who would have an average rating or a 2 or less* "yea a 10 on the Mully girl scale"

by Mully girl scale July 13, 2016

Dickter Scale

The amount of force exerted from you dick while having sexual intercourse.

Dude I rocked her last night! It was a 8.7 on the Dickter Scale!

by Archerdog March 17, 2012