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Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.
I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—
by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018
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Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.
Man I’m being stalked must be santa
by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020
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santa jaws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023
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Santa

This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho
Girl:I think I saw Santa looking at me in the shower last night

Girl 2:santa is such a fat ass bitch
by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018
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sloppy santa

Intercourse with a peppermint stick, and ends with egg nog.
Shelly knew that the evening was done after Kyle's initiation of a sloppy santa.
by jackbackattack November 2, 2017
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Santa Clarita

A city in Southern California that can be described as: boring, bland, racist, Karenish, and Nowadays full of crime. Obviously, known for Six Flags Magic Mountain. This city has gone downhill after Covid pandemic. Crime has drastically increased. I mean just look at some of the stories on the instagram page, Whatsupscv. Santa Clarita is also know to be super boring, bland, racist, and Karenish. Over the years, Santa Clarita has become more diverse. As for the racist people who exist in this city, it’s mostly the lower class blue collar white people. They mostly drive lifted trucks and sometimes rep a confederate flag on their vehicles. Mostly garbage white people. Some of these white people you encounter may give vibes of the racial slur/term, “WHITE TRASH.” These low life white trash people are just bitter and jealous they have to downplay or look down on other minorities/races and believe white people are superior. Some of them can be white supremacists. Just remember most racist people especially, “white trash people,” are dumb, unsophisticated, and unintelligent. Meaning these white people are the low tier certified dumb asses who probably couldn’t graduate from COC, the community college in Santa Clarita because they are too dumb to get an AA degree. So, they probably work for a shitty blue collar job for their uncle or some garbage company. Besides that, there’s also a bunch of Karen’s that live here. Most of them are just generic average looking chicks.
Oh, Santa Clarita. A city that has always been known to be boring, bland, racist, and full of Karen’s nowadays. Now a city that is also full of waaay more crime and tons of businesses/restaurants have shut down since 2019-2023. This city always regresses and becomes worse every year. Maybe, one day Santa Clarita will improve for the better? No wonder people end up moving or going to LA/OC/SD area on the weekends because the city isn’t really entertaining besides Six flags Magic Mountain.
by anonymous January 20, 2024
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Santa

A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021
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