Salty Flapper

The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.

Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.

by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

Salty raisins

When a person's "raisins" become quite shriveled and "salty" like when in a "nutted" bag of trial mix due to pent up aggression or sexual tension.

Becki: Oh my gosh Lexi were you with Joe last night?
Lexi: oh my god yeah he had really salty raisins!

by Sam The Banana Man November 25, 2015

salty garbage

The taste of cum in your mouth that is overly salty and quite frankly tastes like garbage.

Often this taste occurs due to a lack of pineapple being consumed by person who is receiving oral sex.

Person 1: "I was blowing this guy the other day and his jizz totally tasted like salty garbage.
Person 2: "Wow, that SUCKS lol."

by realityhurtz January 14, 2016

Salty crumbler

When your fucking her doggy and crumbling lays potato chips on her back in anticipation of her father walking in to see.

Laura's dad was about to walk in the room so I gave her the salty crumbler..

by Black dot April 14, 2017

salty kretz

the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"

the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked

by marc brien June 17, 2005

salty cracker

when you eat out a womans stubbly pussy, after she just got done working out

salty cracker,yummmmmmmy

by jasonccc April 22, 2007

salty spitoon

When you ejaculate into a girls belly button

Bitch, turn over so I can give you a salty spitoon.

by Broseidon_7 February 25, 2015