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Rape Talker

Literally, one who uses talk as a form of rape. This rape is more of the emotional variety, like a holiday family gathering. You don't want to be there, you don't want to talk to those people. But you do anyway, with a smile.

The rape talker just walks up to you and starts talking, even though you have gone out of your way not to talk to him (avoided eye contact, did not respond to what he was saying, etc.)
"Man, I wish that damn rape talker would stop coming over here and bothering me, I just want to do my job!"
by Godfrey Tha Don February 24, 2012
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Keyboard Rape

To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.
Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.
by PUNK ASS EVENTS November 30, 2011
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Vintage Rape

Creepy oldass rape porno.

Or, the rape of the elderly.
Raping a 20-year old= rape
Raping an 80-year old= vintage rape
by TIU December 15, 2011
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Shade-raping

When a person hides behind his sunglasses to fantasize and look at female/male assets.
Babe 1: I think he's shade-raping me.

Babe 2: Punch his ass bitch!
by hahaisteppedonyourdick March 11, 2011
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Rape robot

Noun

(1) A machine or device that is programmed to rape.

(2) A beer fuelled German boy unable to control the urge to hump on things.

(3) A forum moderator that bans unsuspecting victims.
That rape robot has banned me again, i bet he just wants to touch me!
by Barry Ahmed July 18, 2011
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Gunny-Rape

The act of being scolded by a U.S. Marines Staff NCO, usually the rank of Gunnery Sgt. for doing something/inappropriate.

This often times leads to the Junior Marine shitting his pants.
We were Marching to class when out of nowhere, a GySgt stopped us and yelled at us for marching to fast.

PFC Johnny was totally Gunny-Raped that day.
by XKalibur July 22, 2011
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Drink rape

A drink rape is basically a fun and aggressive way to make someone drink if they are being slow.

Drink rape is accomplished in the following manner:

One person sneaks up behind the victim, putting them in the full nelson, and a second person simply forces booze down their throat by holding the cup/bottle to the victim's mouth and pouring it down.
Bill was being a pansy at the party last night so we drink raped him.

He thanked us later.
by brones86 September 10, 2011
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