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California cunt race

When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"

Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.
"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"
by Zero man February 15, 2017
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double waste race

running to the bathroom and trying to find trash bin at the same time. usually because your so hung over that you aren't sure if you're going to throw up or diarrhea in your pants. This is also one of the scariest moments in your life if you ever get it.
- " OMG, i gotta go!!!"
- " woah whats wrong?"
- " double waste race!"
- " oh god no, I'll try to find a trash can or something, meet you in teh bathroom!"
- " HURRY!"
by vallada November 25, 2009
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black halo racing

Engaging in an anal hook up so random and quick, the bottom guy doesn't have time to wash his ass, but the top doesn't care.

When a guy can't wait to engage in anal, he will hit it dirty.
Chuck went black halo racing, now he is trying to scrub that black halo off his johnson.

Chuck has been trolling rest stops looking to do some black halo racing.

Chuck rides without a helmet when he is black halo racing, now he needs to exfoliate his dick.
by abrupt1 February 14, 2014
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puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.
Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.
by trotter April 24, 2017
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Drag Race Fishing

A tactic to show off the power of a sleeper car againts a fast car (Viper, corvette, mustang, etc.).
Rules
1. Complement the fast car.
2. Downplay the power of your car.
3. Bet them that they can outrun the sleeper car.
4. Race.
Used mainly on the show street outlaws by a duo named Farmtruck and AZN
Nuff said, Drag Race Fishing is basically pretty self explanation
by XxDemonKingxX February 25, 2019
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motor boat race

A competition between two teen boys and two teen girls to see who can motor boat the fastest
Hugo and Harvey had the coolest motor boat race with Ursula and Kim last night.
by Mixymixon April 18, 2017
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PC Mustard Race

A group of people that go on video game console subrettits or formus to talk down to the "console peasants', as this group believes that games should only be on PC only and are considered outcasts by the PC Master Race.
Console gamer: Oh look at thos graphics, they are so--
PC Gamer: Why are you complenting those horrible graphics? They look like shit.
Console Gamer: Oh joy... another PC Mustard Race person... I heard Batman Arkham Knight didn't do so well on PC. SUCK ON THAT!
by Commander8750 September 2, 2022
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