poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.

by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

kfc pussy

..it's finger licking good.

She had a kfc pussy. I enjoyed the leftovers.

by Brook Dweller October 15, 2015

purely pussy

The Men's equivalent of "Strictly Dickly" a way a hetero dude defines being straight.

Alex: Hey Greg, I think that dude is checking you out ... You gonna hit up on that ???
Greg: Nah man, I'm Purely Pussy.

by Gw.shhexy July 22, 2017

Whopper Pussy

A pussy that looks like a hamburger from Burger King.

Dante: Wow she has a nice Whopper Pussy

by Booty5000 February 2, 2018

chicago pussy

The effect achieved when a man tucks his genitalia betwixt his thighs creating a faux vagina.

*see fruit basket.

That scene in Silence of the Lambs with the Chicago pussy freaked me out!

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 19, 2018

Popcorn pussy

popcorn pussy is when a girls pussy gets so wet and so swollen from too much sex. It literally swells like popcorn!

We had so much sex that she had popcorn pussy!

by The stallion February 5, 2019

Pufferfish pussy

When a tumbler bitch is so sweaty you could swim like a pufferfish

Definitely 2: when the cooch so rank that shit smell like pufferfish pussy

Damn the pufferfish pussy smell like grandma's fur burger.

by Nigga 23 September 20, 2019