Two pretty best friends 

Something you and i will never see.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly.

Two pretty best friends by pologee November 8, 2020

uh I feel pretty safe at cleveland

Slang used in Mr Sorensen's journalism class to signify false hope in the safety at cleveland. Popularized by Owen King and used in the popular song "youtubinu." Frequently used by popular youtuber TheCrayCray, especially on his VODS channel.

Uh I feel pretty safe at cleveland though the area that cleveland is in is not very safe but the school itself the area inside I feel very safe in.

uh I feel pretty safe at cleveland by Thecraycrayshorts March 10, 2023

work pretty

Description of a man or a woman who, by normal standards, is average in the looks department, however, when standing next to some of the homely individuals in your office, they look like a perfect 10.

I was so excited that Jenna said yes to my date proposal. She is the hottest girl in the office and I thought all my friends would be jealous. When we arrived at the party, my buddy's couldn't understand why I was hanging out with such and average looking girl. I learned the hard way that Jenna is only work pretty.

work pretty by John E May 1, 2006

pig pretty colours 

Tell someone to spell “pig” backwards and then say “pretty colors.”

Pronounced as: "Gee, I pee pretty colours"

Person1 : Pls spell “pig” backwards and then say “pretty colors.”
Person 2 : Gee, I pee pretty colours

pig pretty colours

pig pretty colours by galearic November 19, 2020

Instagram Pretty 

The phenomenon where mediocre to slightly unsightly girls’ physical appearances benefit in photo form from Instagram filters.

Matthew: Yo, so what does that girl you hooked up with look like?

Mark: Ehh. She's ok, well Instagram Pretty.

Luke: So on Facebook, she's a 7 but in real-life actually a 4?

John: Yeah bruh!

Instagram Pretty by Marc Suckerburg August 13, 2012

sittin pretty 

laid back,no worries,chillin

we were sittin pretty in the v.i.p. in envy.

sittin pretty by bobby vicente January 19, 2005

ugly bitch trying to look pretty 

Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.

You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.

Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*

ugly bitch trying to look pretty by IluvB123 March 3, 2005