Pork nacho

Something you can't handle but someone else can

Jon: hey I made pork nachos
Matt:can I have some
Mike:you can't handle porknacho

by Dusty dagger prevention October 19, 2019

Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.

"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."

by yolohipster81 July 11, 2013

su pork

su pork is a cool fat dude and he is also a red head so if your really hungry and you want pork say "I want a su pork" Not pork or su pork will eat your family

su pork is cool so be cool too

by imonthepodium May 09, 2022

Pork Pocket

When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.

He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.

by Violet Starfire September 21, 2023

Mexican pork roast

When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs

Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast

by Theholeycrap October 08, 2015

Porked Cookchop

A magic spell to make Caleb laugh

AJ: "Porked Cookchop" Caleb: *insert wheezing noises*

by aj04ispro April 09, 2022

shit pork

Where you shove your finger up yout arshole and the put it in you japseye then pull it out and like your finger

Have you tried this shit pork

by Jim shit pork February 01, 2018