Porked

In a difficult situation

“I have no idea what to do… I’m so porked

by moose ears April 2, 2024

car pork

A very annoying girl

Wow, that car pork is so annoying

by Wooooooooooooooooow ugh May 7, 2018

porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

.............

Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

Pork nacho

Something you can't handle but someone else can

Jon: hey I made pork nachos
Matt:can I have some
Mike:you can't handle porknacho

by Dusty dagger prevention October 19, 2019

Pork Roll

When 2 gay bears and a twink get freaky in bed.

“Wow, that pork roll from last night got my ass limpin..”

by Gay Joey December 31, 2023

Pelvic Pork Pumpkin

A Penis, also known as a gourd, and yogurt hose. Used for pissin, and splugin'.

The Pelvic muscle that allows us to make crotch goblins.

Peter used his pelvic pork pumpkin to pork his homie, chris.

by pixluxxmakesmusiciguess April 16, 2023

Pork Knorckle

A fat mans moose knuckle.

Look at that fatty’s pork knorckle!

by StarvinMarvin69 September 13, 2021