poo commute

Verb. When you purposely pass the closest toilet by your work area only to do your "big business" in another department's toilet to avoid your coworkers.

Noun. The travel time needed to shit in a safer zone.
I had too poo commute to the other side of the building to take a shit. It was nasty!

Noun: Thank god the floor above us was free. I had to ride the poo commute because Cindy sits right by our bathroom. ...and I sure like that Cindy.
by danwade September 15, 2009
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Smoothie Poo

1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!
-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.
by J-ZUS October 15, 2010
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Five in the poo

A figure of speech used to describe anal fisting.
"Dude, she's a pro! She took five in the poo and didn't even break a sweat."
by circuit_38 December 14, 2009
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poo scraper

term used to define the anal sex one would have with a guy with a pronounced bent cock
girl be careful with that one, he gotta a poo scraper
by Loose dolly February 20, 2010
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Poo Bomb

An prank, of sorts, in which someone intentionally doesn't flush the toilet after defecating for a specified person (the target) to find.
Dude, my boss is making me work over time this weekend. I'm so pissed. I'm going to poo bomb that motherfucker!
by nateforthepeepz June 16, 2009
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Poo Rigus

The magical word to stop Destery from completing his 'movie.'
"If you don't like what I'm telling you, all you have to say is Poo Rigus."
by Audrey1700 May 15, 2009
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Poo Baron

One who defecates anywhere besides the toilet in the bathroom. It can be on the floor, on the toilet seat, on the top of the paper dispenser, smeared on the stall door/wall, or even in a urinal or sink.
Dude, the poo baron struck again! Look at that poo in the urinal and smeared on the toilet seat!
by MUPooBaron November 17, 2010
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