wet police

Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard

by &-6.0} September 8, 2023

PLUR Police

a song by knife party

wat u gonna do wen dey com for u
plur police

by iiPE_0Gii (iiWrenchy) January 28, 2018

Skid police

The "skid police" are calling. Referring to the necessity for a loss of traction in an automobile.

Hey mate the skid police are calling!

Ah fuck I better break the tyres loose on my Lexus!

by Lexus is200 February 12, 2021

Police license

A little piece of cardboard that allows perverts to ask you to call police as they rape and pillaged everyone, irrelevant nonsense

If you have a Police license it's the law that I'm a prostitute.

by Cody5050 August 17, 2022

junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.

A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."

by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016

GAP POLICE

Self-appointed patrolmen and women who document and video the atrocities of fellow drivers who allow too much space between them and another vehicle at a stoplight.

Oh no! The Gap Police caught me 2 car lengths behind the car in front of me. I hope she doesn’t shame me on Instagram!

by Ms. Coffee January 7, 2020

catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)

2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.

by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018