by urgrounded-mom. January 18, 2021

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010

Gay having affair with rise gf : yo babe ( rise gf ) whatcha doin?
Rise gf : I’m dancing naked on da poles .. wanna join me?
Rise: Enjoy
Rise gf : I’m dancing naked on da poles .. wanna join me?
Rise: Enjoy
by Poleslove😽😻😍🥰😘 April 15, 2021

by WhiteGorilla666 November 20, 2017

What you see when lying on yer side in da bed of a cruising pickup truck and watching da "rhythmically-wavy" line of da roadside utility-service cables going past.
If it had been da infamous "Hot Rod Lincoln" (as opposed to just a "regular" or "everyday" vehicle traveling at a "normal" 50-to-60 miles per hour) dat an observer had been riding in when watching da passing electric-wires, said wires would probably have resembled a "rapid heartbeat" EKG-line rather than just a moderate-speed "Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole..." --- da song specifically states dat "da telephone poles looked like a picket fence".
by QuacksO May 25, 2020

The sophisticated version of planking often involving pole moves on random locations.
Can involve holding ones own body weight in particular pole dancing moves
Can involve holding ones own body weight in particular pole dancing moves
by Pole dancer June 29, 2012

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 27, 2024
