by StreetNamez101 October 09, 2016
Architectural columns that are too small relative to the size of a front porch; toothpick-like unadorned porch columns; baby pieces of wood holding up the world.
They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!
by David Mann June 07, 2024
Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 18, 2022
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010
When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.
by nachotaco February 22, 2023
a guy or girl who is so obsessed with the way you look, they are constantly checking you out, to the point they could injure themselfs if they arn't paying attention to what they are doing
by nifty June 23, 2005
When the male is on his back full erection and the female does a front flip onto him landing flawlessly on his Weiner
by Str8up8up1 April 07, 2021