Micro Pimp

A small young cuban with a gold chain and the classic black crewneck and ripped jeans

1.did you see that micro pimp, he looked small.

by Juul tm. January 29, 2019

Flamingo pimp

A person that where’s bling with tiny ass legs compared to the rest of there body

Pepa is a fucking flamingo pimp

by Flamingo pimp October 20, 2019

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by siempiedimpie June 11, 2021

Dysfunctional Pimp

Dysfunctional means not operating normally or properly. In a relationship sense, your relationships don’t operate normally or properly because they’re toxic or they are very short lived. You are a pimp because you could get any girl you want, but again, your relationships are always short lived, thus making you a dysfunctional pimp.

Todd: Do you see how Anthony can get any girl he wants?

Nick: Yeah but they never last.

Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp

by kissyume October 13, 2021

Lover pimp

A pimp who’s a lover

Jane was a lover pimp

by Br8yyyyy September 6, 2022

Jarvx Simp Pimp 420

A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.

“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”

“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”

by Gladium15 April 13, 2022

pimp my ride

Should be called rice my ride.

Hey Xhibitch, will you PLEASSEEE rice my ride!!!

by Shawn September 3, 2004