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Phantom LaPlesh

When a man and woman who are engaged in sexual intercourse, change positions so to be locked in the " doggy-style" approach; and the woman ( using her more dominant ✋) reaches all the way back (in-between bolth her's and his leg's) find's and very gently caresses, downward stroking with fingers; and randomly, softly grabbing , holding, palming. She might ( just before he's about to CUM) very slowly & carefully grasp, delicately squeeze his extremely treasured ball bag of might and pleasure.
" ya bro, I was already into her before, but a couple nights ago, while we were making love, twords the end I was taking her from behind; she totally gave me a Phantom LaPlesh! It felt so good I couldn't hold on any longer and came. She said she knew I'd really like the "Phantom LaPlesh".
by Stylar Sensation 4 TRIST-Corp October 21, 2020
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Phantom spell

Getting some weird unexplained sensations such as headaches
After getting out of the library, I instantly got phantom spells from all the reading
by G. W. Shakespeare March 9, 2025
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Phantom Car

This really isn’t a word but more of a term. So when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car that’s what I call phantom car. The real science behind the term is your hearing cars on a different street go by.
For example say you’re walking with friends or family and you start walking across, but whoever you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” you can just tell them it is phantom car.
by Mickey Mouse <3 April 16, 2022
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Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
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phantom straddler

A Ghostly apparition that will ride you like a bucking bronco
Last night I was met by a phantom straddler, my butt still hurts
by Lilbit_syd March 14, 2025
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Phantom Shit

when you go to the bathroom, complain about shit being there in the toilet, you ask everyone, and then no one admits to shitting there.
Bruh i was trying to pee but then i saw a phantom shit that i didnt even put
by kastie1288thepro December 23, 2021
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Phantom Fucks

When you get fucked so hard and good that you still feel it even after they are long gone.
He is great in bed. He fucked me so good here gave me a case of the phantom fucks.
by EngineerPatterson December 11, 2022
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