snake owned

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.
you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.
by allahiah January 22, 2007
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My Own

Describes a connection with someone to whom you're referring. They can be a friend, a lover, a person you're simply talking to but feel connected to more deeply than just as an acquaintance. A way to refer to a person instead of using "man". Someone who's part of your crew, family or simply someone you want to be connected to.
Boy: hahahaha you are ridiculous
Girl: My own, laugh at me again and I'll smack you
by SwissCow June 03, 2022
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Boosting my own bottom

To give positive affirmation to one’s self. A phrase of encouragement or pride of one’s action being made or done.
A: Wow! You did this by yourself?
B: Yea! It looks so good man. Boosting my own bottom!
by foreheadcrew October 07, 2022
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Mind Your Own Business

Something alot of people cannot do
Another word for "leave me alone" and/or "You shouldn't be involved in this"
Person: "what are you talking about?"

Person 2: "its nothing, mind your own business"
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Pooped in his own hand

An action that backfired horribly
Karma
"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?
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Owning a PC

Did you hear about Logan owning a PC? Bro gets no bitches
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Certified pre-owned child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage
by Mama trance July 21, 2023
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