14th General Order of a Sentry

You shan't poop on the poopdeck

"Cadet, what is the 14th General Order of a Sentry?"
"Sir, the 14th General Order of a Sentry is, You shan't poop on the poopdeck, Sir!"

by FlanktoFlank October 17, 2022

State of the Teuctonic Order

The Order of Brothers of the German House of Saint Mary in Jerusalem,2 commonly known as the Teutonic Order, is a Catholic religious institution founded as a military society c. 1190 in Acre, Kingdom of Jerusalem. It was formed to aid Christians on their pilgrimages to the Holy Land and to establish hospitals. Its members have commonly been known as the Teutonic Knights, having a small voluntary and mercenary military membership, serving as a crusading military order for the protection of Christians in the Holy Land and the Baltics during the Middle Ages.

Purely religious since 1810, the Teutonic Order still confers limited honorary knighthoods.3 The Bailiwick of Utrecht of the Teutonic Order, a Protestant chivalric order, is descended from the same medieval military order and also continues to award knighthoods and perform charitable work.4

Jim: Have you learned about the State of the Teuctonic order?
Sam: What's that?
Jim: Well it is multiple baltic tribes under one monarch house to ease government
Sam: Thanks for the info!!! (im stuck in north korea save meplease)

by god himself my guy November 10, 2022

Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders

Prognosis with the pro instead of con!
A post-scarcity (not as much scarcities) and post-singularity (new singularities) and post-godhood (new godhoods) dynamic textbook!

A positive dimensions Magnum Opus instead of negative dimensions imperfect remnants.
Can be used as a great learning resource.
New words invented and yet to be invented!
In regards to completing circularity (divinity, not loop) of self positive karma towards transcendence of mortal afflictions and much more!

'Some suggest that according to the dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Orders the D.S.M.M.D. was more an S.C.P. artefact getting in the way of bloom of Apotheons of the Multiverse due to suppressive enforced prolonged treatment often using pristine waste chemicals without adequate cures'
'And that's without prosidering where we actually are and where we actually can be, and who. The dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders made a great reference resource with godhood realms'

by TranslogicMultisonance March 2, 2023

The Jedi Fallen Order Disaster

One faithful night, a young kid from New Jersey named Chris Dorner was playing Jedi Fallen Order. All was going well until he got to the last level of the game. He was fighting the Second Sister when he started to get a little angry. He started yelling and screaming and said "FUCK THIS BITCH!!!!!" to a bunch of pixels that were kicking his ass. Papa Dorner came in and said, "CHRIS!" and there was the sound of Chris disconnecting from the discord call. It was a sight to bold and Chris Dorner is a bitch.

Hey Chris Dorner you remember The Jedi Fallen Order Disaster?

by Chris Dorner Bitch March 4, 2023

Eating Dis Order

When several people are ordering at a restaurant and someone orders something big or good or deep fried and then some skinny bitch at the table orders like a side salad or a cup of tea or some other weird try hard skinny bitch shit basically the order itself is a dis to the person who originally ordered.

Yeah I don’t know like I hope she’s okay and healthy and everything but last time we went out together she kept going to the bathroom alone and then didn’t order anything all night I feel like she might have an eating dis order.

by BobFlossy April 22, 2023

The Rizztraining Order

This refers to a person whose attempts at rizzing (flirting) are not successful to the point where they may face a temporary setback in their romantic pursuits, ranging from a few years to several decades.

Wes: Frank's rizz attempt was horrible!
Ethan: He might get The Rizztraining Order

by That African Man October 10, 2023

New World Order

The New World Order entails a set of initiatives to ensure the prosperity of mankind that will be implemented through an authoritarian way due to energy resource constraints and a general lack of technological advancement and/or problem-solving capabilities amongst the masses of the population in systems thinking.

Control of Hereditary Breeds of Humans : Behavior, cognition and utility are intertwined. Removing anti-social, or feelings of group-centric superiority and inducing docility.
Control of Economic Exchange : Credits are given as a concession or illusion of choice, for the prescribed amount of resources, in relation to the privileges earned.
Control of Movement : Locations are optimized for correct amount of labourers and managers.
Erasure of Arbitrary Delineative Boundaries and Universality of Law : Ease of control over all populations.
AI Supplemented Augmentation : Cognition, thought processes, genetics are enhanced or selected for civilizational development. Final aims involve immortality, invincibility and mind-transference, body-swapping and/or large-scale digital simulacrums of accelerated reality, mind-evolution, etc.

Wars (divide & conquer/regime change), population replacement (mass migration), IoB devices, epidemic contagions, famines and all population-control policies (indoctrination: diversity is good, being homo is good) will be employed, as well as macroeconomically-induced austerity.

The New World Order has begun. The preamble to the final tribulation of mankind is being undertaken; those with the finest of discernment of judgement, resilience in preparation, capacity for innovation will survive the oncoming dark era. The rest shall perish as nature intended.

by Head Geopolitical Strategist October 29, 2023