Optix when see female

When Optix#0170 sees any biological female, he instantly ejaculates no matter time, place, or anything.

This video is optix when see female.

by nvknow March 30, 2022

optimussy

When your full attention is directed at a task that decides your fate, but someone offers head/tail at the peak of the task.

Did you hear, Jared was midway through his thesis when his girl walked in and started gobbling his salted jerky stick. He told me he's at risk of failing the class now, but he doesn't regret that optimussy.

by Yuggsworth April 28, 2022

Optic fondue pot

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.

Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Options

Used to describe a single piece of meat or chicken, cooked to different temperatures.

Man this steak is well-done on one side and medium on the other. I got screwed.

Nah fam, you got options

by Tomtomtom76 June 4, 2022

optimistical

the act of being optimistic

“i’m very optimistical.”

by Ohhhh._ July 15, 2022

Opti-pess

An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist

Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything

Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !

by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022

Optimus Primed

When you fuck the same someone pre and post gender transition surgeries -- before and after transforming.

Yo, Mike totally optimus primed Christine (aka Scott).

by two wun five ninja August 12, 2022