Basically when you ask someone if they're coming out or online with you and they say they're having one of these. There's no other way to put it; they're masturbating.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna play some games later on?
Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.
Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.
Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Who's this retard? May 15, 2016
Get the quiet nightmug. by me no tell May 2, 2005
Get the night-firemug. The act of sitting in one's vehicle all alone at night, masturbating. (Sneaking into your vehicle at night to rub one out)
by YoungDumbAndFullofCum November 28, 2012
Get the Night Ridingmug. The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.
Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.
*Death*
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.
*Death*
by TCC - 2011 February 22, 2011
Get the Twelfth Nightmug. by HumorIsUs February 20, 2011
Get the Night Apemug. when you wake up after a long night of partying at the house off main street only to catch an eye of your friend trying to be discreet yet is panting and furiously whacking his wood.
Toby: dude youll never guess but i woke this morning and brian was slammin his pud and litteraly panting like snoopy
Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher
Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher
by dirtyqueso June 13, 2009
Get the Night Watchermug. basically, night balls are blue balls that have been acquired by getting lap dances at a strip club all night.
dude, after getting 7 lap dances at the rhino last night i was cruisin home with a serious case of night balls.
by troyco December 31, 2008
Get the night ballsmug.