by Addy P Squire January 31, 2016
by me no tell May 02, 2005
The act of sitting in one's vehicle all alone at night, masturbating. (Sneaking into your vehicle at night to rub one out)
by YoungDumbAndFullofCum November 25, 2012
The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.
Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.
*Death*
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.
*Death*
by TCC - 2011 February 03, 2011
by HumorIsUs January 31, 2011
when you wake up after a long night of partying at the house off main street only to catch an eye of your friend trying to be discreet yet is panting and furiously whacking his wood.
Toby: dude youll never guess but i woke this morning and brian was slammin his pud and litteraly panting like snoopy
Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher
Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher
by dirtyqueso June 14, 2009
basically, night balls are blue balls that have been acquired by getting lap dances at a strip club all night.
dude, after getting 7 lap dances at the rhino last night i was cruisin home with a serious case of night balls.
by troyco July 11, 2007