dusty rocking chair

Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head

Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair

by Missbigtits July 18, 2017

clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023

Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

gaming chair

something that instantly makes you a better gamer if it's really expensive

this kid has to have a good gaming chair

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.

The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.

by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022

colin the chair

Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.

I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.

by Colin the chair January 3, 2024

Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.

Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”

by Stair chair November 23, 2021