Office

A personal safe space where people worked before the new normal, I.e before covid, and actually were productive enough to get something done.

I don't have access to my office anymore. Would do these lunatics, the new normal crowd, want me to do? work from home?

by Sexydimma March 29, 2021

highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.

"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."

by roverdose September 28, 2022

Poor effort in the office

To preform blatant laziness and complete dereliction of duty at hand

Bill Rick and Kevin demonstrated a poor effort in the office by dropping the ball

by Just pawns July 9, 2021

Office Works

Formal term for vibes.

Also defined as fish and chips and dominos dependant on mood.

Dude go in hard, this shit is office works as fuck.

by ramseytdec January 31, 2017

Box Office

A Moriah Thomas

Don't be a box office all your life!

by gandalftheboi July 5, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010