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Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic
Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023
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Head Office

A slang word for someone's partner.
I don't want the Head Office to know how many Tenders, Gizas and GEs I have they will go bonkers!
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office
by zog! November 26, 2021
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Office Rat

Office Rat is a derogatory term used to describe a corrupt politician or government worker
They elected a damn office rat!
by lanceryder April 10, 2024
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Strange Office

strange office is a group on instagram of 2 cousins named Kaitlyn and Jace who are just trying to make people laugh with youtube videos and funny posts
I STAN STRANGE OFFICE THEY ARE SO FUNNY
by will_the_wise.011 May 13, 2021
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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
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office-overs

Food set out in the office break room for all to consume. Usually consists of left-overs from a team working-lunch, or soon to expire food brought from home.
Dude, I'm broke. Gotta cruise the break rooms for some office-overs for lunch.
by SpartanTodd July 20, 2008
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The Office s8

This day feels like the Office S8
by PP TURD November 21, 2022
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