Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

emotionally edging

A toxic relationship or toxicity.

Two people who used to be together but aren't because of how toxic they are for each other. Despite their decision to stay apart, they are still deeply in love with each other... which causes them to be tortured by continuing to see each other.

Him- 'sooo wanna watch me make awesome things while doing manly things shirtless and emotionally edging until the wee hours?'
Her- 'emotionally edging?! Ah! You've rebranded toxicity!'
Him- 'yeppers. And flogging used to be called discipline while anal was heresy.'
Her- 'i don't even have a meme for that.'

by edeninoctober September 28, 2022

Edging

The act of holding in cum when a dick shows up in a porno

Bro I was edging myself last night because I wasn't watching lesbian porn

by SlimeSlurp May 15, 2022

edging to oblivion

when you edge so much that the slightest contact with your dick causes you to cum instantly

the fuck were you doing the last couple hours?
bro i was edging to oblivion piss off

by random user #1.797e+308 May 25, 2022

edging to oblivion

edging until the slightest touch of your dick causes you to cum

jared : yo that e-sex was crazy
michelle: yeah fr you be edging to oblivion

by Icosalord June 3, 2022

Straight Edge

Sober; does not do drugs or drink alcohol of any kind

Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?

Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021

The bats aren’t on the edge of their cave

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat”

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.

Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.

Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”

Dont get so excited.

by puffpufflp December 14, 2021