Pronounced FEG: f-eh-g
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!
A few days later . . .
Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!
A few days later . . .
Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).
by Bessie Lou November 06, 2009
My boyfriend/girlfriend would kill me if he found out about Jason, my work boyfriend/girlfriend!
I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
by Loc0Gring0 January 12, 2022
Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.
They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.
They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.
by arkansasPlumber December 05, 2007
The person you date after you have had your heart broken extremely badly and just date the new person to not feel lonely and get your life on track before you start dating people you’re more interested in again.
by Benjibutton November 28, 2020
My girlfriend: i am the opposite of hot- so if you have another gf who’s hot, put them up there
Me: No. You’re my hot girlfriend.
Me: No. You’re my hot girlfriend.
by jdimey June 23, 2021
Someone who isn’t your girlfriend but rather your friend and you tell their online friends that she’s your idk kinda girlfriend and it ruins your friendship
by SomeIdiotDoingThisForDiscord February 23, 2019
The one that can always cheer you up,the one that makes you happy,the one that can your day around,the one that loves you for who you are,and she makes a good Stromboli.
by Daddy banana May 01, 2018