The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.
Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.
by danderzion October 18, 2013
Get the festival tanmug. by Quintus Fabius November 7, 2023
Get the wouldn't get a tan in hellmug. a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843
by your neighborly hackor April 5, 2023
Get the GARY "MONKEY" TANmug. by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019
Get the grandpa tanmug. This is when you can feel the heat coming from a person eyeballing your package(penis and balls) from across the room, and the heat is so scorching that is gives you a sun tan, thus the phrase "Pack Tan"
by D to the allas January 11, 2009
Get the Pack Tanmug. 
Light tan specifc to the white collar work person defined by a small triangular shape on the upper chest due to only wearing a dress shirt, polo or any collared shirt, and only rarely being exposed to the sun during a small walking commute to and from the office. The tan can include the area below the sleeves or the hands only (dress shirt) and is often accompanied by a large white line on a wrist due to wearing a large bulky watch to illustrate wealth and prestige. The White Collar's Tan in the male community must be accompanied by fully white legs as shorts are not office attire. The tan is usely rosy as the white collar person has no time to apply suncreen before or after work. The trianular tan below the neck is what separates the white collar's tan from a farmer's tan or any other type of tan.
"Hey man, notice how Justin's been crunching so many numbers and doing overtime this summer that he hasn't had time to take off his office shirt for a proper tan. Dude's rocking a WCT (White Collar's Tan)."
The networking cocktail event went so out of hand that Paul passed-out on his terrace and developed a pronounced white collar's tan. The next week, at a pool party, colleagues commented on his well-defined rose triangle.
"Man I hate working in the construction industry; I'm gonna try to fake a white collar's tan this weekend to try get some greedy chicks."
The networking cocktail event went so out of hand that Paul passed-out on his terrace and developed a pronounced white collar's tan. The next week, at a pool party, colleagues commented on his well-defined rose triangle.
"Man I hate working in the construction industry; I'm gonna try to fake a white collar's tan this weekend to try get some greedy chicks."
by KewlDewd99 August 6, 2017
Get the White Collar's Tanmug.