netheism

Hard atheism without any supernatural belief.

Being a netheist, supersymmetry is false-religion to me! I accept only statistically significant experimental data! Netheism doesn't accept Jesusifications!

by dragonfΙy July 29, 2018

Netflix Jail

Neflix Jail is the definition given to the common act Netflix does with foreign shows: They air episodes when they come out on the country of production's Netflix service, but users of Netflix versions outside of that region have to wait for at least 12 episodes to come out and then Netflix releases them all at once, essentially keeping the show in jail for foreign viewers until enough episodes are released.

"Wow I heard that Beastars is airing on Netflix, but I can't find it?"
"That's because there are only 4 episodes now. You've got to either use a VPN to access Japanese Netflix or wait at least 8 weeks for enough episodes to be released."
"Wow this Netflix Jail sure does suck"

by Waxymix November 3, 2019

Netch

A word that can be used as a response to anything. It is a REZ slang word used by most people in the North Battleford.

"Netch, as if that guy was gonna sleep with you"
"You didn't even bother to buy me my chocolate milk, netch"

by Bo Baylee March 8, 2021

Neti

Cya in ur next queue
best sniper WW
best xylans leader
best grinder WW
has a massive cock
Snipeeer's game has just ended 893 -> 0 (Overall) | 892 -> 0 (3v3v3v3)
Haaacker's game has just ended 1123 -> 0 (Overall) | 916 -> 0 (3v3v3v3)
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Ico was slain by ITEN
WSGOD was slain by ITEN
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Me > You
Me > Astelin

Wow Neti is such a good player i wish i could be him -Astelin
Cya in ur next queue -Neti
Neti / ITEN > Astelin

by Asteliiiin May 15, 2021

pull a Netanyahu

lie in the most blatant way possible about really important topics.

he pulled a Netanyahu and told the modis ceo he wont continue to destroy Israelis Supreme Court.
please don't pull a Netanyahu again. i don't want to be lied to.

by sdfadsfa July 25, 2023

The Netherlands

A small country in Western Europe which maintains an illusion of insignificance while it is actually controlling the world through a shadow government and a international underground tunnel system which they use to control the world's supply of Clogs, Tulips, Cheese, and other farm products. One would think Cannabis to be included but it is not actually produced in the Netherlands. It's allies are BeLuxiumbourg, and the People's Republic of Canada.

The government of The Netherlands is displeased with your findings.

by Blumiru May 9, 2010

Netflix and No chill

When your girl wanna Netflix and Chill however, you realized that Netflix was updated and have a movie you want to see on and you don't wanna Netflix and Chill.

Girl: Bae wanna Netflix and Chill?
Guy: Yeah, let me see what's on... Oh shit they got this new movie on here; gotta see it.
Girl: Baby. . . I thought we were Netflix and Chilling?
Guy: Netflix and No Chill cause this my movie,. . . alright but damn you know this my movie.

by Optimistic Edit March 26, 2016