Philadelphia New Moon

The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.

*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)

a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.

"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.

"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"

"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"

"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!

by RedDan69 April 22, 2011

Bitch Slap you too the moon

A term used to describe the administration of a bitch slap so fierce that the target of said slap manages to break the gravitational pull of the earth and end up on the moon.

"Seriously dude, you keep that up and I will Bitch Slap you too the moon"

by Berkut666 November 23, 2011

moonbat

term used by those on the extreme political right wing (known as "wingnuts") to describe anyone who disagrees with their bizarre, fascistic world view. Used, despite the fact that it makes absolutely no sense, because they could not come up with a word or phrase as appropriately descriptive as "wingnut."

"What a bunch of moonbats!" cried the hooded Klansman, as the anti-Klan protesters marched down the street.

by snooky b April 12, 2005

Going to the Moon

What happens after consuming enough DXM (the cough-suppressant found in Robitussin and knock-offs) to induce a state of ball-tripping. Going to the Moon results in seeing things when eyes are closed, walking around like you're a dinosaur, and claiming "I'm on the Fucking moon"

After consuming a bottle of Wal-Tussin, I'll be Going to the Moon

by Dr. Rick February 4, 2009

moon head

A derogatory term to describe a person unfortunate enough to have a forehead and chin which jut out in unsightly fashion, resembling a half moon when viewed in profile.

Reese Witherspoon is such a moon head!

by alan the wordsmith January 3, 2008

over the moon

sex position ; girls on bottom with legs over boys shoulders.
deep penetration.

damn shorty i banged a lass last night over the moon

by chezzaaa & Kelbot October 6, 2009

Moonbadger

A Colchester-based superhero who protects the world against invasion from evil Marsferrets. In their spare time they can be found hanging out in Vbar listening to Rock&Metal music & eating cheesey chips.
Often used as a complement of the highest form

"You're such a Moonbadger!"
*Go die of death Marsferret, Moonbadgers rule!"

by Monbadger 83 January 8, 2009