Mou-fo

One who wears a moustache. Whether it be grown or false, knitted or made of felt. A mou-fo is someone who enjoys moustaches in any form and shows that by sporting their own glorious incarnation of one. Whether male or female, young or old, moustaches can be enjoyed by all!

Fake moustached girl: "There sure were a lot of mou-fos on the bus today."
Fake moustached boy: "Its movember, remember?"

by DwarvenBarbarianRage April 21, 2010

Mouse girl

A mouse girl is a timid and laid back girl, who loves and makes cheezy jokes.

And the Mouse girl said: You gouda be kidding me

by HELV3TICa February 22, 2025

Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.

I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse

by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024

Mickey Mouse

QUACKITY.

What a bunch of feral boys. And then there Mickey Mouse I guess

by Mickey Mouse. Feral boys April 14, 2021

Click on the mouse

Have sex

Yo are you going to click on the mouse

by Michi F. May 2, 2018

mouse bite

With a hooked finger or two inside her vagina on her G-Spot while also touching her clit with your thumb.

Feel free to add tongue work for added enjoyment.

I went down on her, gave her a mouse bite and she had an almost immediate orgasm.

by ConvictClint July 26, 2021

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019