early morning shit

A shit that you have to take less than 15 mins after arriving to work. Alot of times it can get you in trouble with the boss because they have no idea where the hell you are.

Barbara: Have you seen Jenny this morning?
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!

by Speakerbox12 June 1, 2016

Sunday morning streetsweeper

When you wake up so hung over that while gargling with mouthwash you decide to go ahead and swallow it in order to cure your hangover. Also known as a "Navajo Top Shelf".

There wasn't any alcohol left in the house so I had to resort to a "Sunday morning streetsweeper"

by Ken Shooter January 21, 2012

doki doki morning

doki doki morning is a debut song from a japan kawaii metal group BABYMETAL

PERSON 1: If you can guess BABYMETAL debut song, i will pay ur dinner
PERSON 2: OMG THATS SO EASY!! It's definitely Doki doki morning haha!!

by Babydontstopwhitecake November 7, 2020

Morning Dew

When you go pee at night and leave pee on the toilet seat for someone to sit on

Today I woke up to Morning dew.

by Butterscotch Nick September 13, 2019

foggy morning surprise

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

by myn odu December 31, 2009

good morning kiss

getting a blow-job first thing in the morning

since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

Early morning tea

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004