chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.
by Dildo Tea Baggins December 25, 2019
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Whammy Moose Knuckle

To forcefully punch a female in the vagina with your middle knuckle raised as if you are giving a half middle finger.
After that whammy moose knuckle she couldn't sit for a week!!
by RaTeDr21 February 11, 2010
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Yankee moose chase

When an American romantically pursues a Canadian
The border turned into a Yankee moose chase
by Egguard May 14, 2021
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Bare moose knuckle

Bare moose knuckle: is another version of a camel toe just more loose and sloppier.
Beth has a disgusting bare moose knuckle in between her legs.
by Scoob-a-doo November 20, 2009
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Moose Knuckle

1. In reference to being able to identify a persons genital shape through their clothes.

2. A kickass bowling team in Portland Ore. "The Sarah Palin Moose Knuckle"
I can totally see Sarah Palin's Moose Knuckle!
by Big Turkey1 September 11, 2008
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hairy moose cock

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!
"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"
by Flip Chick September 09, 2006
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Moose Hoove

A "camel toe" for a man. Usually caused ethier an oversized and soggy scrotum or by the fat surronding the groin bunching up into a fold.
Oh my god dude! See that guy in tights over there!!! Check out his Moose Hoove!!! Nasty.
by omgitsahippo July 27, 2009
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