Rusty Moose Knuckle

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...

"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"

by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021

chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

Whammy Moose Knuckle

To forcefully punch a female in the vagina with your middle knuckle raised as if you are giving a half middle finger.

After that whammy moose knuckle she couldn't sit for a week!!

by RaTeDr21 February 11, 2010

Bare moose knuckle

Bare moose knuckle: is another version of a camel toe just more loose and sloppier.

Beth has a disgusting bare moose knuckle in between her legs.

by Scoob-a-doo November 20, 2009

Moose Knuckle

1. In reference to being able to identify a persons genital shape through their clothes.

2. A kickass bowling team in Portland Ore. "The Sarah Palin Moose Knuckle"

I can totally see Sarah Palin's Moose Knuckle!

by Big Turkey1 October 26, 2008

hairy moose cock

A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!

"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"

by Flip Chick September 9, 2006

Moose Hoove

A "camel toe" for a man. Usually caused ethier an oversized and soggy scrotum or by the fat surronding the groin bunching up into a fold.

Oh my god dude! See that guy in tights over there!!! Check out his Moose Hoove!!! Nasty.

by omgitsahippo July 26, 2009