McDonalds

The worst resturant in the world where get SSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR fat then purple ooze comes out of your burger and then you tell them so they give you free ice cream for life which releases cockroaches when you lick the ice cream.

I had a meal at McDonalds and went from 170 lbs. to 170 tons and then barfed Half of that out of me and it was all purple ooze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Envy Savage May 7, 2018

McDick Saus

Short for McDonald’s Sausage McMuffin,

(Saus pronounced sauce).

Me: Ayo bruh I’m hungry.
Bruh: What you tryna eat?
Me: I’m down for that McDick Saus!
Bruh: Yo miss me with that gay shit!!
Me: I was talkin bout a McDonald’s sausage McMuffin you homophobe. Suck my nuts fag.

by lul69xd May 12, 2018

McDonalds

Overpriced piles of sloppy trash that you for some reason can't stop eating even though it tastes like trash. The fries are food though.

Karen went to mcdonalds and asked to speak to the manager.

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

mcdonalds shake machine

A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.

Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.

Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"

by Count Fuckyoulot November 24, 2019

McDonalds

(1) Where you go to order one black coffee

(2) where you go to get the food you didn't ask for

(3) where you go to get diabetes

(4) where you ask your mom to take you after school but then she says no because you have food at home

(5) They have quarter pounders. They will put pounds on you.

(6) Where you can never get ice cream/Where the ice cream machine is always broken

(7) The place that gave you a stupid mc chicken sandwich on limpy-ass bread that's too depressed to be considered food when you just wanted some chicken nuggets because you haven't eaten all day and you just want your GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS.

(8) Where the happy meal box will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life.

(9) Where you buy a happy meal just for the toy but then lose it 10 minutes later and your hearts not ready for this kind of grief because demented Pikachu was part of the family.

Ronald McDonald: "Im lovin it"
Me: "I'm gonna kick the McShit out of you if I don't get my chicken nuggets"

Customer: "do you have any napkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "No"
Customer: "Sorry I mean McNapkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "OH! of course!"

by McHangry March 6, 2020

McDumpster

Food, especially from McDonald's that tastes like it, came from a dumpster.

This food came from the McDumpster

by Yobberson May 19, 2020

McDetour

When providing exemplary customer service at McDonalds results in a job opportunity elsewhere.

I worked the McD drive through for 2 years until my career took a McDetour.

by MatadorMaine April 2, 2021