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A common term for sex used in New Zealand
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Not very good at things, specifically throwing sharp objects at wood. Speaking of wood max is super good at accounting and loves boobs(man). A max will never fail to make you smile - as long as he is not the type to peak in your window, watch out for those Maxs. If you get a good max you will feel equally appreciated and bullied, the best of both.
Hey is that Max?

Yeah close your window.

No not that Max the cool funny one

Oh sick man I’ll take one of those

Yeah.
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max is funny
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A whole ass vibe and someone you should aspire to be
Someone: dude you remind me of max
You: ha I wish I was max.max is a whole ass vibe
by Mystinkibut February 3, 2023
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Every third Austrian young adult for some reason.
A: His name is Max.

B: Seriously? Another one?!
by SomeRandomAustrianGuy February 14, 2023
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(alright, time to define myself)
The type of person who you see around who's quite chilled out and relaxed when comfortable, but not fun to get on his bad side. Doesn't have many friends but isn't the type of person to need to anyway. If talking to friends, a max is able to talk for 8 million years without stopping about whatever he's into, but for everyone else he's a bit awkward (but it doesn't come up enough to be a real problem). A max is also interesting to listen to if people understand what he's talking about, but to the untrained ear sounds like a gibberish master. Overall, just a chill person who can be interesting to listen to, and I'm sure you know at least one max in your life somewhere.
Person: "Hey, did you hear that guy in english who gave a verbal essay on a single sentence, but can't talk to one person properly anywhere?"
Person 2: "Yeah I did, I think that he's a bit of a max, a unique social anomaly from what I've seen."
Meanwhile max when he's having a conversation: "H- *dies* "
by Max_542 February 25, 2023
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Max is a very well known alias among the younger female population on discord. He reels them in by spreading lies and simping for them. He's most known for dating underaged egirls. Once he has you in his sights, he's locked on to you until you're forced to succumb to his edater life-style. The police are still unable to locate this man. If you have any leads on him, please report him to the police ASAP. Thank you.
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
by who the fuck even knows tbh February 25, 2023
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