A sarcastic guy who will make you smile. Hes gonna kill anyone who thinks little of him. He has great control over his surroundings and he's a good leader. You'll never forget him.
by Another Friend01 December 12, 2017
A Matthew is an oblivious idiot. Once he gets interested in something on his iPad, you can call him a bitch right into his ear, and he won't notice. He doesn't know when to stop singing cancerous Jake Paul "rap" songs. He is tall and very awkward. When he tries to play basketball, he just hits you in the face and gives a puppy face to say sorry.
by squirrelfish222 September 28, 2017
by Uncle mac August 24, 2018
A boy who will make you love him. He will make you think he loves you. After a month or so, he will leave you like nothing. He will tell you be never loved you.
Some describe him as athletic, slim, amazing hair, and overall perfect.
Some describe him as athletic, slim, amazing hair, and overall perfect.
by This-is-the-truthh February 29, 2016
by crackheadinvasionomgscary August 15, 2019
A gay boy who calls himself a sex helicopter. He has a small penis usually 4 inches. Will fuck anyone. He will steal your microwave.
by Superboi. July 11, 2017
Noun: An all around douche bag, derived from the Filipino word "Kupal" which means smegma.
Verb: The act of masturbating with one's toes.
Verb: The act of masturbating with one's toes.
(Noun form): " That guy looks like smegma. He's a Matthew."
(Verb form): " Dayum, I haven't Matthewed in a while".
(Verb form): " Dayum, I haven't Matthewed in a while".
by Adultish Priest May 17, 2017