matthew

A sarcastic guy who will make you smile. Hes gonna kill anyone who thinks little of him. He has great control over his surroundings and he's a good leader. You'll never forget him.
by Another Friend01 December 12, 2017
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Matthew

A Matthew is an oblivious idiot. Once he gets interested in something on his iPad, you can call him a bitch right into his ear, and he won't notice. He doesn't know when to stop singing cancerous Jake Paul "rap" songs. He is tall and very awkward. When he tries to play basketball, he just hits you in the face and gives a puppy face to say sorry.
Wow, Matthew is the dumbest kid in the school.
by squirrelfish222 September 28, 2017
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Matthew

He is a straight whit male who supports trump and is a commie killing machine
There goes matthew shifting gears and passing queers and killing commies
by Uncle mac August 24, 2018
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Matthew

A boy who will make you love him. He will make you think he loves you. After a month or so, he will leave you like nothing. He will tell you be never loved you.
Some describe him as athletic, slim, amazing hair, and overall perfect.
Matthew came into my life and destroyed me.

Eric just played Alyssa. He's such a Matthew.
by This-is-the-truthh February 29, 2016
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Matthew

like Matthew is actually albino
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Matthew

A gay boy who calls himself a sex helicopter. He has a small penis usually 4 inches. Will fuck anyone. He will steal your microwave.
Matthew is such a dick.
by Superboi. July 11, 2017
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Matthew

Noun: An all around douche bag, derived from the Filipino word "Kupal" which means smegma.
Verb: The act of masturbating with one's toes.
(Noun form): " That guy looks like smegma. He's a Matthew."
(Verb form): " Dayum, I haven't Matthewed in a while".
by Adultish Priest May 17, 2017
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