Mario

If were to sum Mario up into one word, I would use: Abomination. Mario is an obese imbecile that has no friends

fuck you mario

by The big pp man,n January 24, 2020

luis mario

A dumb fucking ass hole who is funny sometimes and annoying and who is poor as fuck and smells like piss and has little fugly dog.Plus he has pimples on his face
That’s why no girl ever wants to sit with him,talk to him or even be near him.

Eww look at that Luis Mario

by Kitsune779 December 14, 2017

mario lopez

!. Awesome
2. The though guy on saved by the bell.
3. A pimp
4. An actor on nip/tuck.

" Yo homie I'm bout to mario lopez on that fine girl over by the bar."

" Awww yeah I'm feelin like mario lopez today, tell your mom I said what up!"
"Mario Lopez used to punk down preppie all day."
"Mario Lopez is on nip/tuck acting like a beeitch, that's out of character for him!"
"I think Mario Lopez hit Eva Longoria whenher miate husband goes out of town, I bet they spend his cash together."

by kingpdoucler November 28, 2009

It's a'me, Mario!

The single most terrifying word anybody can hear. This means this annoying little italian fuck, Mario, is nearby. Mario is a prick, and he likes to disregard his brother, and act like Luigi is number 2. He will eat all your spaghetti, fuck your wife (and your daughter) and show your dog sonic the hedgehog porn.

Mario: It's a'me, mario!
Bill: *Gets out gun, walks inside, kills his family, kills his dog, puts the gun up to his head, sheds a small tear, and BOOM!*
Luigi: Mario you piece of shit.

by Exotic Time April 17, 2019

mario

In a competitive video game, the standard playable character whose attributes are completely balanced, making him or her extremely boring to play. A Mario is usually the main character of the game and a measuring stick for the skill of a player, if anything.

Ryu doesn't have a lot of either speed or power. He's the Mario of the Street Fighter series.

by I liek mudkipz November 14, 2007

mario kart: double dash

A cool new game by nintendo but the name is still spelled wrong. Also, the character selection is limited and pikachu is not included. The AI of this game is also very slow and not very hard to beat.

I love mario kart: Double Dash!

by crazycloyster January 3, 2004

Dan Marino

A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.

the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.

by Your mom March 27, 2005