A situation in which you've done everything up to and including praying to god and everything is still going to shit (or begins getting worse).
Friend 1: How you doing?
Friend 2: Ugh. Total Hell Mary, dude. I got a new job, told her I was willing to do couples therapy, everything. She still left me.
Friend 1: Damn, dude...wanna go drinking?
Friend 2: Fuck yeah.
Friend 2: Ugh. Total Hell Mary, dude. I got a new job, told her I was willing to do couples therapy, everything. She still left me.
Friend 1: Damn, dude...wanna go drinking?
Friend 2: Fuck yeah.
by Kittykittyderi December 28, 2016
Marie is that one girl obsessed with a dead celebrity, who is soooo vsco so hide your scrinchies around her! She always laughs like literally can’t stop. xoxo
by dumbgoatfcker November 11, 2019
Student: “Marie Murphy is so much better than those WJHS pigs”
Mr Gravagna (throwing chair): “THIS CHAIR IS A GAS!!!”
Mr Gravagna (throwing chair): “THIS CHAIR IS A GAS!!!”
by Awfuilmbvfdddtyyy January 16, 2022
A like in a world full of darkness. A beautiful girl with a beautiful name and beautiful personality. She’s the type of person everyone immediately loves. Always the favourite of parents and teacher. Contagious smile, gets all the boys, all in all amazing. She had a heart for God in a world full of corruption. She loves everyone no matter what. She will go on immediate full on defence mode if any one says anything bad about one of her friends (according the friend themselves). She makes everyone feel better about themselves and spreads God’s love with everyone. If you have a Mary Martha in your life consider yourself the luckiest person on earth.
A prostitute.
Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:
(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.
I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.
There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.
Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:
(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.
I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.
There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.
by Sunny Frimley March 22, 2016
Jena means small bird and paradise, and
Marie means bitter ( oh that sucks but be happy it's origin word comes from Mary the mother of God be proud *wink*)
The girl with the name 'Jena Marie' is so damn pretty. She has imperfections that sometimes lead to insecurities but she can fight the feeling because there would always be someone that tells her that she is beautiful. She's smart ,never ran out of ideas (well she sometimes get saturated ofcourse), and she loves challenges!. She's loving, she loves her mother so much. 'Snobbish' at first but when you finally be friend with her you'll realize that she's funny and a little bit annoying.
Tips: don't listen to her advices, there's a 50/50 percent she don't know what she's talking about or she just want you to think she have something to advice.
lastly she is Boastful in a good way (like she boasts things that actually exist in her) and she's sarcastic.
Marie means bitter ( oh that sucks but be happy it's origin word comes from Mary the mother of God be proud *wink*)
The girl with the name 'Jena Marie' is so damn pretty. She has imperfections that sometimes lead to insecurities but she can fight the feeling because there would always be someone that tells her that she is beautiful. She's smart ,never ran out of ideas (well she sometimes get saturated ofcourse), and she loves challenges!. She's loving, she loves her mother so much. 'Snobbish' at first but when you finally be friend with her you'll realize that she's funny and a little bit annoying.
Tips: don't listen to her advices, there's a 50/50 percent she don't know what she's talking about or she just want you to think she have something to advice.
lastly she is Boastful in a good way (like she boasts things that actually exist in her) and she's sarcastic.
girl1: hey I don't know what to name on my coming baby girl.
Girl2: look for the definition of the name jena Marie on urban dictionary later in life your baby girl will be so awesome!
Girl2: look for the definition of the name jena Marie on urban dictionary later in life your baby girl will be so awesome!
by NoI'mnotJenamarie November 04, 2013
Marie-Renée is a sexy, modern, multi-tasking, great dancer french girl. She's sophisticated, yet simple and is not intimidated by the fact that her name doesn't sound English at all. AKA as MR.
That girl is Marie-Renée-esque.
What are you doing tonight, are you Marie-Renée-ing? (Doing something awesome, everyone is jealous about?)
What are you doing tonight, are you Marie-Renée-ing? (Doing something awesome, everyone is jealous about?)
by Drew-in February 05, 2010