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now listen up you fat fuck

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.
When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."
by DiedPiepMuis December 31, 2016
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Kick the bucket list

noun/a list of life long projects that a person has had in process or in the back of their mind, but have never completed.
Wow! I just turned seventy and still have things I want to do. I better create a kick the bucket list.
by Larry Horist September 1, 2013
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Listening to Britney Spears

Living life to the full and knowing what good music is all about! If you're the type of person who regularly listens to Britney then you obviously know a good recording artist when you hear one.
Many people enjoy Listening to Britney SPears and some of her well known songs are:
Baby One More Time,
(You Drive Me) Crazy,
Oops I Did It Again,
Stronger,
Sometimes,
From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart,
Overprotected,
Womanizer,
Circus etc.
by Welshkid246 April 15, 2009
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World's Worst Rappers List

Ja, Will Smith, Lil bow wow, Lil romeo, P diddy, Nelly, Da brat, Missy elliot, Vanilla ice, ICP, Jay z, Black rob, and many more.........
by ROCK & METAL SUCKS July 10, 2003
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Lisset

Lisset is an example of a Pwner
by Phantamo October 13, 2008
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world's best rappers list

10.Method Man
9. Redman
8. B.I.G.
7. Snoop Dogg
6. 50 Cent
5. Nas
4. DMX
3. 2Pac
2. Xzibit
1. Eminem
by Muhfucka May 24, 2004
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Bitch List

A list of people regularly passed in the course of a day, who have failed to respond to a greeting of some sort. e.g. a nod, 'hi', smile, grope, high five, etc., see also nod list, shit list,hello list.
"I saw that chick with the lazy eye at Starbucks again today she totally blanked me when I said hi. That whore's going on the bitch list."
by Jack Ruby Murray February 23, 2009
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